Roll up, roll up for a night of dulcet tones, groans and moans from voice boxes and ivories to drum machines and hating on waspies.

Tuff Bear shall begin by serenading you each individually with songs of love, loss and yearning. But mostly bears. Tinpot shall rock your tiny little boots off. Yes, you!

And Pluto’s shall… well that’s for us to know you little devils.

There are three Theo’s (but no free Theo’s) across the board, who would miss out?

Don’t wait to see these bands for 100 quid when they’re old and grey. Come and see them now at your favourite grass roots venue.

£8 online, £10 OTD